zinda rehna h~

Mujhe marna nhi tha toh maine bach k jine ka socha.....

Kaafi acchiii soch thi ye, sach mein....

Aur ye job kaafi difficult h, 

difficult hi nhi thankless bhi h aur salaryless b.

Main scl jata tha toh corona hogya, sabne bola ghar pe baith verna marr jayega....

main baitha news khol k toh malum pada ki mera jeevan kitna shankat mein hai humesha se,...scl mein tha toh bhukamp aagya...ghar aate aate 2-3 ki ladai dekh leta tha included accidents....

Matlab bahar sab ho rha h abhi...neta logo ka specially wo rallies wagarah...kisi ko kuch nhi hua... unfortunately marr scl jane wale hi log rhe they aur college jaane wale...

Lekin maine toh decide kiya tha ki mujhe bach k rehna h so, main scl nhi gya ....

Ab college offline tha aur sarkar ka saath toh hogya mera vikaash, mai apne subject bhi nhi janta....baap ne fees bhr hi di hogi...main niklta toh marr jata to khud ko bacha liya.

Magar ab main kya krta,...ganja b celebrity bech rhe h... byjus fraud kr rha h... Sharukh khan bete k liye hack kr rha h....ab maine toh python issi liye ki thi ki scope h magar ab main kya kru.....

Toh Maine poetry,.... Shayari likhne ka socha....jayda se jayda kya hoga agar kisi psnd nhi aayi toh? 10-20 gaali hi milengi...baap hi de rha ghr pe 10 roz....40 comments ho jayenge....lekin safe kaam h jissey jaan nhi jayegi. Toh maine shuru kiya...

Main lucknow mein raha hu kuch saal toh urdu words use krta tha... Ab ek mohtarma ne predict kr liya ki main pakistani hun...wo comment ko 40 se 100 le gyi...main khush ki century hui h... comments padhe toh likha tha mc bc tu apne desh mein kyun nhi mujra krta Indian app pe kyu likh rha h ye sab....maine reply mein diya, kyunki mujhe marad ki shkl le k mujra krke marne ka shauk nhi h didi aur agar aap krdo toh main gazal gaa dunga,...

Didi ko covid mein job ka offer samjh mein aaya toh didi poch rhi h..

Chai mein thukk k toh nhi pilaoge.

Main bola bhkkk marna thodi h abhi.

Finally maine bio mein likh dala bhartiya,...indian flag k saath....

Ab kuch likha articles... quotes india k khilaf nhi tha...anti nationalist ka support kiya tha bs thoda sa...toh phir ek ladki ne dhamki de di... I'll fuck you motherfuckerrrr!!!

Main b soch mein,....accha h ye ki bura samjh hi nhi aaye...maine appreciation mein le liya aur address de diya...ab wo 40 jo comment aa rhe they un sabke status pe tha mera address...ki maaro saale mullah ko...saale se apne ghar ki deewar bach nhi rhi h aur ye hindustaniyo ka brainwash kr rha h...pakka ye ISI se hoga...

main kaha ruko bhai pehle main khud ko toh bacha lu... kyunki yahi toh job h,...main pocha...ki main pakistan se kaha se lgta hun...bio padho na likha h bhartiya...toh 41wa comment aata h ki wo toh tune edit kr liya magar tera user ID tu edit Krna bhul gya samjha ❤️de,... prawontgodeep saale tu Pakistani h chla ja Indian application se..

Main kaha🏃‍♀️di k baccheee....urdu pakistan se bahar b boli jaati h aur main lucknow se hun...saalon up k unpadhon status lga liye mere address ka aur pta hi nhi ye kaha h....toh ab unhe samjh aagya tha ki main india se hun aur task successfully hogya....main bach gya... Maine phir post kiya,...is baar 60 comments ho gye..main khush support mil rha...khola comment likha tha ek ladki ne mc bc tu lko se h toh kya hua zinda rehna h ki nhi...urdu tere muh se nikaal lungi...

Main darr gya ye didi kuch naya Bol rhi h krdi toh dikkat h aur... kyunki jaan bachaani thi na...

toh ab main snapchat pe streaks bna rha hun.

                                           By~ Pradeep Yadav