ad vs real life~

Toh main ek din ad dekh rha tha,....

phir pura ghar mujhe dekh rha tha....

Phir pura ghar ad dekh rha tha....

Phir main unhe dekh rha tha .....

Phir sab ek dusre ko dekhe they,...

lekin kisi ko content ka ya logic ka kuch samjh nhi aaya toh baap ad ka volume off krke dekhne lga, dhyaan se....

Ab hum sab ad ko nhi baap ko samjhne ki kosish kr rhe h...(Ad ka content to waise b samjh nhi aata h)

Bahut fuddu fuddu se ad bante h...

Jaise ki ek din main dekh rha tha..

Ek trimmer ka ad tha...wo har taraf se angle le gya us insaan k... aakhiri mein g**d k neeche se le gya... Ab baap aur main ek dusre ko dekh rhe... samjh dono ko aagya us trimmer ka feature magar hume toh samjh hi kaha aata ad wagarah... 

Ho rhe match pe focus kr rhe h ki Virat or Rohit mein kiski biwi jayda maal h....

Aakhiri mein mutually decide hua hum dhoni k fan h.

Ek ad tha online payment ka...usney aisha aag moota h bhaisahab... Matlb chlte match ko cut to ad...jismey car sheedhi road aur khaali road chhod k parking mein khaadi gaadi ko chhod k uske bagal deewal mein lada diya...

Aur dikha rha h wo ki kaise g**d faate toh faate nawaabi na ghate.... online payment se fevi quick se pehle se jayda majbuti paye ....

Uska logic ghar walon ko samjh nhi aaya

Wo toh dikkat tab hui,...jab ghar waalon ne usko Yamraj se directly contact ka Messenger samjh liya....

Ghar wale same.... bilkul same car le aaye...

Automatic k zamane mein haath se mirror chadha rha tha main.... Aur,

Ghar wale was like ki ab toh maccha denge... Yamraj saath h,

Bhaiya ko car sikhni thi aur usko online payment ka support mil gya tha....

aur ab mujhe ad dekhne se jayda ismey b******i samjh aayi....

Main baith gya guide krne.... matlb samjh rhe ho tum....maine khud nhi chlayi kabhi,...aur bhaiya ko toh waise hi ad pe bharosa tha toh maine toh apne pe krwa hi lena tha....

Pehle toh apne moholle mein chlaye...3 ghante baad jo confidence Aaya so aaya bhaiya ko toh... pta nhi...mera naak tak aagya tha...main bola ki chalo ab task badhate h, level up,... Grand b*****i ka...

highway pe chalayenge(highway pe hi ghar h)

Toh ab service lane se highway...uspe b chla liye toh phir level up krawaya main....

Kyunki maine bhi ad dekha tha aur usko dekh k mujhe bharosha tha ki us ❤️de se accha main hai.

Ek baar phir level up hua ab task tha dusre k mohalle mein gali gali sim sim khelenge,

Gali mein ghuse toh samney left dikha aur right,...left road thi khaali right pe thi car khadi,

Main bola bhaiya online Yamraj to saath h hi!!

bhaisahab ne diya khadi car mein ek bda sa scratch,...

Mera confidence naak se g**d pe aagya...

main bola bhaga, usney khud ko michael schumacher samjh liya,....

ab car pehle right mein jaa rhi thi ped ki taraf phir dono ek dusre ko dekhe....60-70 ki speed pe humne mutually decide kr liya ki 72 mein se 36 noor teri 36 meri...ya allah bol k ek plot ne ghusa diye...gaadi jab crash landing kr rhi thi...main seatbelt khoj rha tha aur bhaiya online Yamraj...

Crash hone k baad hum chaud se nikle,...

Pta tha ab car aadhi dusre ki zamin pe h aadhi sarkari road pe aur pura moholla ye samjhne ki kosish kr rha h ki ye log kitne nashe mein h...

Sab bheed aayi neeche,...main bola Darna nhi bhaiiiyaaa,...(faatttiii meri b thi....)

Phn nikaal Yamraj se contact kr,...sabki gyi ye sun k faattt...sabko samjh aaya ki dono ne sukha gila nasha, dono ek saath kr liya h...hum msst wahi reverse Krna sikhe pehle...aadhe plot se car ko nikale aur ab humne ek naya ad dekha ghar aa ke....jismey wo actor bta rha h ki kaise blood donation Krna chahiye with tag line~ 

waise to hum jaane kitna khoon baha denge bed pe,

Baat-ne ki baat kahein to uska hi gala kaat denge.

#khaaye_tobacco jaan g***d dene se behtr h...

Hume lga nhi,... ismey toh dard jayda h...

Hum agla over khtm hone ka wait kiya...

Is baar hume humari manzil Mili doston,

Ad tha underwear ka,...ek ladka sirf chaddhi ki company dikhaye ghum rha h,...pta nhi kaha,...

Ladki ko pta b nhi h ki wo kitne ki h,...ya comfort kaisa h uska ...magar seduce ho jaati h,....keval company k naam se....

Ab main Issey over motivated hogya,...

Haan....main khada tha highway pe company dikha ke....mujhe lga ki logo ko company nhi dikh rhi ho...main poster le k khada hogya ....

Phir mere ko tab realise hua jab meri is grand b******i k baad g**d wala area West Indies k Jason holder k muh se jayda kala hogya....

Ab hum ad pe vol. Off krke baap ko dekhte h.

                                        By— Pradeep Yadav